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How will James help me to crush the armies of his opponents?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
A

James Ashby is no mere man - he is an avatar of truth and madness carved from the bones of Dionysus and slathered in the fat of Churchill. To join his army is to join the very FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE, which he bends to his will.

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