The Theater

Dictator James, as the obvious future winner of this 100% democratic war against every non-James candidates, what is your policy about riding freakin' dinosaurs dressed as a half-naked cowboy?

The Theater responded on 03/16/2013

Whoa whoa whoa...First of all, I want to say that I don't see dinosaurs as something that should be rode upon. I see them as hard working Americans, who just so happen to have larger teeth than the normal individual. They are in no way less than any other person. And in respect to cowboys - that is taken way out of context. I never said I would be dressed as a half-naked cowboy. I said I would be WATCHING half-naked cowboys. And that, is the truly American thing to do.

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