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Q

Oh mighty James! Command me so that I may serve, my liege! What is thy first decree?


The Theater responded on 03/21/2013
A

PROPAGANDA IS THE KEY TO VICTORY! MEMES MY MINIONS! MOVING IMAGES OF WIZARDRY! WE MUST TAKE THEIR MINDS, THEN THEIR HEADS!

Q

Green Album or Blue Album?


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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(Jon) Blue Album. Also, I look like Buddy Holly.

Q

Will there be pie?


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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Oh, so much pie will be had at the end of this. Especially during the underwear broadcasts.

Q

Is Marques plan to enslave us, or simply improve us, in his mechanical image?


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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Does not compute.

Q

Do you believe in claims of so called "supernatural" phenomenon? talkin' 'bout ghosts, wizards and telepaths.


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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Some of us do and have some freaky stories to boot - especially in the wizard arena.

Q

How many times have you touched him on the penis?


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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Far too many to count on the hand that touched.

Q

When are you guys going to stop slapping your dicks around and make money off this internet thing?


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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We're trying! Most of the crew carry day jobs to make ends meet, and almost every dollar earned through the channel is funneled into Production costs/expenses. If it doesn't work out in, say 10 years, maybe we'll go into other dick slapping arenas - aka PORNOOOO!!!!

Q

Can you return to the golden roots of season 1 and 2? if you already are trying, YAY


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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Ahhhh...Nostalgia. We are always working to bring our audiences great content, and we are not out of ideas. More stuff is in the works!

Q

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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Is that a unibrow?

Q

If the group was given a single wish, how would it be used?


The Theater responded on 03/19/2013
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A never-ending supply of brisket. We love us some brisket.