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Please tell me that you guys know how awesomely awesome you all are. It will help me sleep at night and know that the world is still sometimes just.


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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We're getting there. The crazy part is we're just getting started!

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Do you guys know that I love you?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Do you know we love you back?

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Talking to a group who can seem to appreciate nerd-stalgia, are any of you fans of "Tron?"


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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If by fan you mean "would fuck a shark made of razor blades to get scanned into a computer" then yeah, we're kinda fans.

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my questions is this - more sketches with Jessie Lande or i will _________?
(yeah, it's a fill in the blank question).


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Lucky for you we have another sketch starring Jessie next month and she's one of the leads in Starpocalypse coming out this fall!

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how many more people would have gotten saved if Bruce Wayne's parents died of cancer?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Unfortunately, Bruce Wayne would have attempted to Batman cancer with roundhouse punches to Leukemia patients. So not as many as you'd hope.

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What's better? Superheroes or robots?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Don't you make me choose. Damn you don't you make me choose!

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How many recreational drugs do you people go through to come up with this stuff? And also, if i could have the name and general location of your dealer that would be most appreciative.

Thank you


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Whoa whoa whoa, we might not being paid for it, but we wouldn't describe our drug use as RECREATIONAL. We're pretty sure we have a shot at the pros........

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Chicken or beef?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Franken Fish.

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Can there be a situation, so epic, that no high five can do it justice?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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That's why Jesus invented the FIREBALL FIVE. Just soak your hand in kerosene, light, and experience the epic epicness! (Don't do this.)