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Is your penis in that coffee?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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NOOOOOOOOO.

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Greatest one-hit wonder author?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Shakespeare. OH SNAP.

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What the hell is this all about? Not sure what I just signed up for... but it mentioned joining Zach's legion of loyal minions so I couldn't NOT sign-up...


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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We're about to EXPLODE with creative juices on The Theater youtube page and we want the world to know. By helping us spread the word you're delivering Zach into the eyes and ears of millions!

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Why am I asked to ask a question?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Why not?

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I've spent about five minutes trying to come up with an interesting/original/funny question. Ten. I'll probably hit the character limit before I think of one. Sixteen. What the fuck is wrong with me?!


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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We're guessing you're a little bit of a nerd. It's cool. You might be slightly socially awkward but you're way more likely to discover the cure for aging and / or ride a genetically engineered Brontosaurus to the moon (they just don't exist YET.). Not the worst trade off!

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Will there be army t-shirts? I need to know with whom to align and who to destroy.


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Oooooh - That could be fun. We'll look into it!

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Will you use the bodies of your fallen enemies in the broke eats show as an ingredient for a main dish or side dish?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Look for Hand TO Mouth: Long Pork Edition coming soon! (Not coming soon.)

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Which nation should I play on the New Age of Empires II HD remake?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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Aztecs - always Aztecs.

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Hey just wonder have you ever thought about making a my little pony friendship is magic video or have you had any request to do one?


The Theater responded on 03/22/2013
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We haven't..... But now that you mention it.......