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What will James do when Marque proves victorious?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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James will be forced to bow down to the army of Super Mecha Robots that Marque had constructed, then dance to the Harlem Shake for hours naked. James hasn't been told this yet, of course.

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I joined JP's..... does that mean my family is safe Superman? please.............


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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From what we know, Superman has put you on his "Do not f*ck" list. Awaiting confirmation...

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The green text makes me want to stab people which is an anagram of TSAB, so my question is, how do you see TSAB's role in future stabbings?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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If we read about stabbings in the paper, we absolutely will point the finger at the TSAB. Then bail them out of prison after the trial.

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James Army is Best Army, Long live Glorious Leader!


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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Propaganda is welcome.

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Will you ever dedicate a sketch to bacon?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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We've already dedicated our lives to bacon.

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In a fight between the SMBC Theatre and a t-rex, who would win? And would the amount of prey that the SMBC theatre had already consumed make a difference?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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Obviously, we at SMBC Theater would win, because T-Rexes are actually just giant chickens - and we eat chicken burritos on set. Take that, Evolution.

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Who's that really handsome guy with the crazy sideburns in 'Theater vs Graphs'? He's really good looking and handsome.


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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That super handsome guy is an incredibly handsome guy with ridiculous talent. Also, he is also the man behind directing some of our most popular sketches! - http://jasonaxinn.com/reel/

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How does it feel to know you're dividing houses and breaking up friendships by making us choose between you?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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Ever see Game of Thrones? This is our way to do a more SFW version.

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Love me?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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Oh we love you. We love you in an entirely non-creepy way and not one that could potentially put us in jail.

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Why are you guys so cool? :)


The Theater responded on 03/15/2013
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You are too kind!! You get 10,000 cool points right back at ya!

To answer: It's because we're FAAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSS.