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When you say 100k subscribers, is that 100k youtube subscribers or 100k people joining the Army on this website


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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Our goal is to reach 100k YouTube subscribers.

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20 hookers and 2 tons of peanut butter or your own strip club, which one would you rather have?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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Why not both? Don't forget the bread and sadness!

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Recently, I've been enjoying videos that Jon is making by way of ogeeku. Did Jon get his start with The Theater, ogeeku, or from a different group/organization?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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(Jon) Glad you're enjoying the videos on Ogeeku! I met the guys back when I was at Carnegie Mellon University. At the time I was a musical theater and documentary director, and would always shoot the sh*t with James, Marque and JP when we should have been studying. We started SMBC Theater together out here in LA, during which I was designing products for ThinkGeek. I thus decided to fully embrace my geekiness and branch out to do videos as part of a site I built with some fellow awesome folks (including Marque) called Ogeeku :)

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How is it you're all so awesome?! :)


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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You are too awesome!! Thanks for hopping over here.

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Can this kind of war ever lead to good things? Stop the hate! Start the orgy!


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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Are you hosting? If so, I know Sexy Marque and Jon are totally in.

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Where do you get your ideas from? I used to get mine from a factory in Piscataway NJ, but they went out of business. So, if you know of any good idea factories I could use a new connection. Thanks!


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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All of our ideas come from the world around us, personal experiences, and the knowledge kept in books. Lots and lots of books.

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Why is JP so awesome?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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Because JP can be both Superman and Batman - at the same time!

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Dictator James, as the obvious future winner of this 100% democratic war against every non-James candidates, what is your policy about riding freakin' dinosaurs dressed as a half-naked cowboy?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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Whoa whoa whoa...First of all, I want to say that I don't see dinosaurs as something that should be rode upon. I see them as hard working Americans, who just so happen to have larger teeth than the normal individual. They are in no way less than any other person. And in respect to cowboys - that is taken way out of context. I never said I would be dressed as a half-naked cowboy. I said I would be WATCHING half-naked cowboys. And that, is the truly American thing to do.

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What is this? What's going on? Who are you people? How'd you get in here?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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OH SHIT. IT'S THE POLICE! RUN, EVERYONE!

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As an owner of a glorious hobo beard myself, will James keep his forever as a sign of solidarity with his army?


The Theater responded on 03/16/2013
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If James wins, I believe the beard will become a beard-robe (a beard long enough that he will wear it as his only article of clothing).