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Q

How is the Space Series coming along?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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WE JUST LOCKED THE FIRST 10 MINUTES! We're sending the second episode to our composer later this month. It's looking so, so cool. We can't wait to share!

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How did Zach get that rockin' do?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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Depends on which do you mean. Zach grows his hair out for locks of love so it goes form filthy pile of oil to stubbly pile of oil with some frequency.

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James how did you become so incredibly sexy? I mean like holy frack kin' woof!!!!!


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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James grew up in Texas - where everything is sexier.

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┬┐How the hell did you come up with the Hemingway sketch?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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Zach and James have a special bottle of inspiration juice they found behind a fridge when they both lived in Korea town. A single drop will open your mind to the nightmares of truth.

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Why does only James get his own recruitment video?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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(Jon) James stole the airwaves. Don't worry, we'll all be getting back at him soon for that.

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Why does JP "Superman" Nickel seem so feeble when compared to the awesome power of Jon "Darkseid" Brence?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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(Jon) Super or otherwise, JP is merely a man... and I am a GOD!

Q

I've noticed a lot of America-centric questions here, but what are your thoughts about us international fans? Would you say we're sexily awesome, or just covered in a whole lot of awesome sauce?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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We absolutely love our international fans. (In fact, from what we see, our international fans are far larger in number) You all are incredibly sexy in our book. As for the non-native English speakers, we will be adding subtitles/captions here soon!!

Q

Why don't you and Fivesecondfilms just go out already?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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We're not sure if they fully like us yet, so we've been standing outside their windows throwing rocks until they come outside. We thought the first few dates went well, don't you?

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I hope that kickstarter funded project does really well. :3c


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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We are all incredibly excited to show you all what it looks like. Lots of hard work has gone into it, and it definitely shows :)