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Q

if chickens lay eggs and eggs are in cake, does that mean that cake is just a deranged form of chicken


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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Cakes are a sepulcher erected to commemorate the unborn chickens that sacrificed so you could draw a Ninja Turtle on a bunch of frosting.

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How are you so awesome and thusly, how can I be as awesome as you?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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BOOKS AND LONELINESS.

Q

WHEN'S SPACE OPERA?!? i NEEDS ME SOME SPACE OPERA!!!


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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This Fall!

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When does the space opera premiere?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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This Fall! We may be traveling to show the first two episodes sooner though.......

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If there is to be a battle of five armies, why is there no dragon nor any gold and treasure that the dragon slept on?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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OH THERE IS GOLD. And we're pretty sure James is a dragon.... More details Monday!

Q

What is this army thing about? And when is the space opera coming out? And why aren't you doing more sketches? And Hand to Mouth? And Web comics, why aren't there more? Dance monkeys,Dance!


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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1) LOTS OF THINGS. More details Monday!

2) THIS FALL.

3) Zach and James are moving on from writing sketches to writing narrative webseries. That doesn't mean The Theater will never host a sketch group again however.....

4) Hand To Mouth comes out in May!

5) NEWS SOON!

6) It's cool if we cry while we dance, right?

Q

If James is the God and Zach is Jesus, does that mean...?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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Yes - James is Zach's father by time travel.

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Who, in your guy's opinion, is the funniest among you?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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ME.

Q

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


The Theater responded on 03/17/2013
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SO MUCH WOOD!